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Deady Bunee and Sleezter Bunee vinyl toys - Coming April, friday the 13th!

These 2 figures and (3 others!) are being released on April 13th in conjunction with the live event on AdventureQuest Worlds ( www.aq.com ).  Ordering information will be coming soon! Sign up for the mailing list at www.voltaire.net to be notified of this and other exclusive toy releases.

DEADY 2011 Calendar

Introducing DEADY's first ever calendar! It features 12 scenes from Deady's life (most of the art is from the popular online game AdventureQuest Worlds) and each caption is a lyric from one of Voltaire's songs. It's the perfect companion to Spooky Songs For Creepy Kids!


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They are $19.99.

 

 

Here's a sneak peek at MArch:

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If you're interested in one, click the Cafe Press link below:

 

Deady's CafePress.com Store

Spooky Songs for Creepy Kids

 

Spooky Songs for Creepy Kids

 

Voltaire has a new album out called "Spooky Song for Creepy Kids".  This CD contains some of Voltaire's songs from the Cartoon Network show "The Grim Adventures of Billy And Mandy" as well as all of the songs he's performed on the popular on-line game, Adventure Quest Worlds! There's also a Twilight version of his song "Vampire Club" sure to delight and horrify! See below for a full track listing:

  1. Land of the Dead (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
  2. Brains (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
  3. Vampire Club (Twilight version)
  4. Cannibal Buffet (Kid’s version)
  5. Day of the Dead (AQ Worlds version)
  6. Tempest (AQ Worlds version)
  7. This Ship’s Going Down (AQ Worlds version)
  8. To the Bottom of the Sea (AQ Worlds version)
  9. The Beast of Pirate’s Bay (AQ Worlds version)
  10. Crusade (Kid's version)
  11. Goodnight Demonslayer (Original version)
  12. When You're Evil (from the DEADY mini-game)
  13. Beast of Pirate's Bay (original version)
  14. Day of the Dead (Kid's Version)

 

Please purchase your copy at CD BABY.COM

 

 

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Voltaire Country Album - Hate Lives in a Small Town

Voltaire, Deady's creator, has a new album out! It's a collection of original country songs.

 

Voltaire photo by Scott Irvine (detail)

 

Please purchase your copy at CD BABY.com

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Deady/Stitch 5" vinyl figure by Mindstyle

THIS ITEM IS NOW SOLD OUT AT DEADYBEAR.NET

Please contact www.mindstyle.com if you wish to buy one. Thanks!

At long last the DEADY/Stitch vinyl figure by Voltaire, Mindstyle and Disney has arrived!

 

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Combining these two huggably evil extraterrestrials into one figure, Deady/Stitch stands approximately 5 inches tall and has a movable head. This figure is part of the Experiment 626 Artist series #2 by Mindstyle.

Orders are now open! 

These figures sell in stores for $30. You can order one now directly from Deadybear.net and Voltaire. They are $30 plus shipping and handling.  With shipping in the US they come to $40 (they will ship via Priority mail, 2-3 days to most American cities!) orders anywhere else in the world are $45 and will ship first class. Simply scroll down on the order button to select if it's shipping to an address in the US or elsewhere.

SOLD OUT!!!!!!

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Adventure Quest Deady 8" Qee - vinyl figure

THIS ITEM IS NOW SOLD OUT!

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SOLD OUT!!!!!!

SOLD OUT!!!!!!

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Get it at Toy2R USA!

Artix Entertainment sold out of these, Voltaire sold out of these, but now you can get one directly from the toy company that makes it! And yes, it comes with the CODE!

Get one from Toy2R USA!

Artix Entertainment sold out of these, Voltaire sold out of these, but now you can get one directly from the toy company that makes them. And yes, they come with "the CODE"!  

Deady Toys

DEADY "Not Bootleg" Toy - Vinyl Figure/Backpack Accessory

At long last, after so many thousands of Deady bootlegs have spilled out of factories in China, there is finally a new DEADY toy that is NOT a bootleg! And you can tell because it says, "THIS NOT BOOTLEG" right across DEADY'S back! And the label reaffirms the sentiment with the words "This NOT Bootleg. We No Make. Danger for the Choking!" ...so you KNOW this is the real thing and not some crumby fake! The DEADY "Not Bootleg" Toy is about 3 inches tall, has 5 points of articulation and comes on a clip useful for attaching DEADY to your backpack, purse, spaceship or coffin. And it looks almost just like DEADY, because it's not a bootleg!


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For Wholesale Orders contact: 

Dov Kelemer

DKE Toys

818 765 3500

877 DKE-TOYS Toll  Free

dkelemer@aol.com
www.dketoys.com

Deady Plush Toy

THIS ITEM IS NOW SOLD OUT! NO MORE ORDERS WILL BE TAKEN.

 

DEADYgamesPLUSH Voltaire - Deady 17-inch "Amusement and Games" Plush - Toy "The Deady plush toy is finally here! In a crazy case of life imitating art, that evil plush toy from the "DEADY" graphic novels by Voltaire has come to life as, well... a plush toy! Now Deady the teddy really IS a teddy and he's ready to invade your life. Hug him, take him to bed, feed him to your cat, we don't care. Just don't blame us if he comes to life and eats your liver (he's like that, ya know). Thousands of these Deady toys have been inhabiting amusement parks across the country. But now you don't have to "Wack-A-Mole" or squirt water into a clowns mouth to get one! This "games and amusements industry" version of the Deady plush stands 17 inches tall, features heat transfer detailing and looks just like that evil bugger from the comic books." Note: Comes signed across the chest by Voltaire.

Deady Edibles

Deady Coffee

This product has been discontinued.

Deady Coffee Label

Voltaire - Deady's Necroberry Darkness - Coffee Straight from Deady's home world, the cemetery planet of Necronus, comes the finest coffee in the galaxy! Deady's "Necroberry Darkness" is a rich, delicious coffee infused with the very essence of necroberries and darkness! Two great tastes that taste great together. For hesitant humans, we should point out that necroberries taste a lot like your "raspberries". And darkness? Well, that tastes a whole lot like hazelnut apparently. Upon opening up a bag of Deady's Necroberry Darkness the nose (presuming you have one... I mean, you're not like, Lord Krom Wrath or anything like that are you? heh heh) is met with a sweet, delicious, almost candy-like bouquet. And the flavor? Well, it's to die for! Deady loves to drink lots and lots of his Necroberry Darkness before he goes out on the town eating cats and chasing skirts (or was it the other way around?). It's an important part of a daily diet especially if you're day starts out with a crack at world domination. Deady's Necroberry Darkness is imported to Earth by the fine folks at Coffee Shop of Horrors.

Deady Books

Deady The Malevolent Teddy - Graphic Novel #1

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Deady the Malevolent Teddy (#1)
Release date: 2004 MATURE READERS OUT OF PRINT DEADY: THE MALEVOLENT TEDDY by Voltaire :: Cute on the outside, very twisted on the inside! That's what you get when the galaxy's greatest evil escapes confinement on its homeworld and possesses the body of a discarded teddy bear here on Earth. He's cute, he's cuddly… he'll eat you for lunch and floss his wittle teef with your intestines! And Deady loves kids.... well-done with a little BBQ sauce! Whether he's plotting world-domination or just the most horrifying way to make your life miserable, you won't be able to resist the temptation to give him a big fat huggsie wuggsie! Just bear in mind that as you cuddle him, he's thinking through a dozen different ways to your demise! First seen in Hot Topic and comic book stores on thousands of T-shirts designed by Voltaire, Deady's now ready to unleash his full malevolence across the land in his first-ever graphic novel! Includes guest art by: Clive Barker (Hellraiser) Junko Mizuno (Pure Trance) Mark Wheatley (Frankenstein Mobster) Robert Tritthardt (Writhe and Shine) and Che Gilson and Jimmie Robinson (Avigon) Squarebound. b&w, 48pg $5.95 MATURE READERS Publisher: Sirius Entertainment OUT OF PRINT

Deady the Terrible Teddy - Graphic Novel #2

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Deady the Terrible Teddy (#2)
Release date: 2004 MATURE READERS OUT OF PRINT Deady returns in his second graphic novel and wonders... "hey wait a minute, if I am the galaxy's greatest terror, what am I doing living life as a cute little teddy bear??? I should have conquered this planet twice already and taken all of its women as my love slaves!" And ya know, if he weren't so damn cute and cuddly, ya might even take him seriously. Either way, world domination is the theme of this collection of DEADY tales. Stories include: a dream in which Deady appears as Cthulu to rule the world, A Star Wars parody featuring Darth Deady, a trip to the movies to see The Oh My Goth feature film! (shot in SuperDynaRamaVision!!! ie: with a digital still camera. ; ) AND a parody of the Crow where Deady tries to bake that pesky little, winged harbinger of doom in a pie!" Includes guest art by: James O'Barr (The Crow) Dan Brereton (The Nocturnals) Maxwell Atoms (Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy) Mighty Fine's Ruby Gloom Paul Komoda Squarebound. b&w, 48pg $5.95 MATURE READERS Publisher: Sirius Entertainment OUT OF PRINT

Deady the Evil Teddy - Graphic Novel #3

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Deady the Evil Teddy (#3)
Release date: 2005 MATURE READERS OUT OF PRINT In the last volume, Voltaire's malevolent teddy threatened to return in full force to spread dark waves of huggably gothic evil across the land! Well, here he comes in a 3rd menacing volume, and he's bringing in some heavy hitters to help him! Deady The Evil Teddy is going to be a real "Monsters of Goth" issue with some of the biggest names in spooky comics lending a hand. Includes guest art by: Neil Gaiman (Coraline, The Sandman) Roman Dirge (Lenore) Gris Grimly (Boris and Bella) Crab Scrambly (The 13th of Never) Ted Naifeh (Courtney Crumrin) Damian Glonek (Mezco's Living Dead Dolls) Squarebound. b&w, 48pg $5.95 MATURE READERS Publisher: Sirius Entertainment OUT OF PRINT

The Book of Deady - Graphic Novel Compilation

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The Book of Deady Release date: 2006 MATURE READERS OUT OF PRINT What do you get when the galaxy's greatest evil escapes confinement on its home world and possesses the body of a discarded teddy bear here on Earth? An adorably evil teddy bear that eats cats, chases skirts and torments children. The Book Of Deady Volume 1 collects the first three sell-out issues of Deady by Voltaire, the creative genius behind Oh My Goth, What Is Goth, Painted Black and Chi-Chian. All of the deadly plush doll's hilarious and acerbic adventures are together in this one complete edition, featuring all of the famous and infamous guest creators. Includes guest art by: Clive Barker (Hellraiser) Neil Gaiman (Coraline) James O'Barr (The Crow) Roman Dirge (Lenore) Gris Grimly (Wicked Nursery Rhymes) Junko Mizuno (Pure Trance) Dan Brereton (The Nocturnals) Ted Naifeh (Courtney Crumrin) Eric Pigors (Toxic Toons) and many, many more. Squarebound. b&w, 144pg $5.95 MATURE READERS Publisher: Sirius Entertainment OUT OF PRINT

Deady Big in Japan - Graphic Novel #4

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Deady Big in Japan
Release date: 2007 MATURE READERS That adorably evil plush toy from another world is back and this time he's taking on the land of the rising sun! The last book ended with the little rascal on a plane to Tokyo and once he gets there, Japan will never be the same! This time, Voltaire turns his usual sardonic spin towards Japanese culture. Sushi, Godzilla movies, karaoke and knife-weilding Japanese ex-girlfriends all get skewered in this all new collection of Deady misadventures! As usual, an amazing cadre of talented guest artists join the invasion. Includes guest art by: David Mack (Kabuki) Simone Legno (Tokidoki) Yasushi Nirasawa (Vampire Hunter D) Junko Mizuno (Pure Trance) Billy Tucci (Shi) Andy Lee And Tokyopop's Princess Ai Squarebound. b&w, 48pg $5.95 MATURE READERS Publisher: Sirius Entertainment