Voltaire: Products

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At long last, after so many thousands of Deady bootlegs have spilled out of factories in China, there is finally a new DEADY toy that is NOT a bootleg! And you can tell because it says, "THIS NOT BOOTLEG" right across DEADY'S back! And the label reaffirms the sentiment with the words "This NOT Bootleg. We No Make. Danger for the Choking!" ...so you KNOW this is the real thing and not some crumby fake! The DEADY "Not Bootleg" Toy is about 3 inches tall, has 5 points of articulation and comes on a clip useful for attaching DEADY to your backpack, purse, spaceship or coffin. And it looks almost just like DEADY, because it's not a bootleg! Retail price: $6.66 (plus shipping and handling). Now available at http://merchdirect.com/voltaire  (SEE LINK BELOW)

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Voltaire - Deady 17-inch "Amusement and Games" Plush - Toy "The Deady plush toy is finally here! In a crazy case of life imitating art, that evil plush toy from the "DEADY" graphic novels by Voltaire has come to life as, well... a plush toy! Now Deady the teddy really IS a teddy and he's ready to invade your life. Hug him, take him to bed, feed him to your cat, we don't care. Just don't blame us if he comes to life and eats your liver (he's like that, ya know). Thousands of these Deady toys have been inhabiting amusement parks across the country. But now you don't have to "Wack-A-Mole" or squirt water into a clowns mouth to get one! This "games and amusements industry" version of the Deady plush stands 17 inches tall, features heat transfer detailing and looks just like that evil bugger from the comic books." Note: Comes signed across the chest by Voltaire.

Voltaire - Deady's Necroberry Darkness - Coffee

Straight from Deady's home world, the cemetery planet of Necronus, comes the finest coffee in the galaxy! Deady's "Necroberry Darkness" is a rich, delicious coffee infused with the very essence of necroberries and darkness! Two great tastes that taste great together. For hesitant humans, we should point out that necroberries taste a lot like your "raspberries". And darkness? Well, that tastes a whole lot like hazelnut apparently. Upon opening up a bag of Deady's Necroberry Darkness the nose (presuming you have one... I mean, you're not like, Lord Krom Wrath or anything like that are you? heh heh) is met with a sweet, delicious, almost candy-like bouquet. And the flavor? Well, it's to die for!

Deady loves to drink lots and lots of his Necroberry Darkness before he goes out on the town eating cats and chasing skirts (or was it the other way around?). It's an important part of a daily diet especially if you're day starts out with a crack at world domination.

Deady's Necroberry Darkness is imported to Earth by the fine folks at Coffee Shop of Horrors.

Release date: 2004
MATURE READERS
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DEADY: THE MALEVOLENT TEDDY by Voltaire :: Cute on the outside, very twisted on the inside! That's what you get when the galaxy's greatest evil escapes confinement on its homeworld and possesses the body of a discarded teddy bear here on Earth. He's cute, he's cuddly… he'll eat you for lunch and floss his wittle teef with your intestines! And Deady loves kids.... well-done with a little BBQ sauce! Whether he's plotting world-domination or just the most horrifying way to make your life miserable, you won't be able to resist the temptation to give him a big fat huggsie wuggsie! Just bear in mind that as you cuddle him, he's thinking through a dozen different ways to your demise! First seen in Hot Topic and comic book stores on thousands of T-shirts designed by Voltaire, Deady's now ready to unleash his full malevolence across the land in his first-ever graphic novel!

Includes guest art by:

Clive Barker (Hellraiser)
Junko Mizuno (Pure Trance)
Mark Wheatley (Frankenstein Mobster)
Robert Tritthardt (Writhe and Shine)
and Che Gilson and Jimmie Robinson (Avigon)

Squarebound. b&w, 48pg $5.95
MATURE READERS
Publisher: Sirius Entertainment
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Release date: 2004
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Deady returns in his second graphic novel and wonders... "hey wait a minute, if I am the galaxy's greatest terror, what am I doing living life as a cute little teddy bear??? I should have conquered this planet twice already and taken all of its women as my love slaves!" And ya know, if he weren't so damn cute and cuddly, ya might even take him seriously. Either way, world domination is the theme of this collection of DEADY tales. Stories include: a dream in which Deady appears as Cthulu to rule the world, A Star Wars parody featuring Darth Deady, a trip to the movies to see The Oh My Goth feature film! (shot in SuperDynaRamaVision!!! ie: with a digital still camera. ; ) AND a parody of the Crow where Deady tries to bake that pesky little, winged harbinger of doom in a pie!"

Includes guest art by:

James O'Barr (The Crow)
Dan Brereton (The Nocturnals)
Maxwell Atoms (Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy)
Mighty Fine's Ruby Gloom
Paul Komoda

Squarebound. b&w, 48pg $5.95
MATURE READERS
Publisher: Sirius Entertainment
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Release date: 2005
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In the last volume, Voltaire's malevolent teddy threatened to return in full force to spread dark waves of huggably gothic evil across the land! Well, here he comes in a 3rd menacing volume, and he's bringing in some heavy hitters to help him! Deady The Evil Teddy is going to be a real "Monsters of Goth" issue with some of the biggest names in spooky comics lending a hand.

Includes guest art by:

Neil Gaiman (Coraline, The Sandman)
Roman Dirge (Lenore)
Gris Grimly (Boris and Bella)
Crab Scrambly (The 13th of Never)
Ted Naifeh (Courtney Crumrin)
Damian Glonek (Mezco's Living Dead Dolls)

Squarebound. b&w, 48pg $5.95
MATURE READERS
Publisher: Sirius Entertainment
OUT OF PRINT